After sifting through giant textbooks on fractal geometry and chaos theory mathematics we stumbled upon an early release of ‘The Mystery of the Exploding Teeth’ and suddenly realised that the equations would have to wait.

Strap in for some unbelievable gruesome and hilarious tales of Pigeon cures, knife swallowing, and all manner of things being found in people’s “fundaments”.

Spoiler: It’s mostly Goblets.